Meron recently became obsessed with her bottom. Maybe because she was always standing where she should not be (table, sofa, bed, chairs, vanity, bath tub) and I am always saying "On your bottom."
Anyway, we're doing out morning bath routine and she suddenly flips over on her belly and says "Bottom, daddy".
I said "Yes, there is your bottom.
She said "Daddy, Gella Meron bottom" (wash my bottom)
I splashed a little warm water on it thinking that would do the trick.
"No, daddy. Soap."
So I rubbed the bar of soap on her bottom for a second.
"Yes, Daddy. With cloth" She wanted me to use a facecloth, too.
I end up washing her bottom for like 5 minutes. All the while Emma is watching, and as soon as I finish Meron, Emma flops on her belly, looks up at me, and says "Daddy, bottom."
So now I am chief cook and bottom washer.