Emmy: Where are you?
Me: In Chicago in my hotel
Emmy: No, exactly where are you? Are you in your bed?
Emmy: Is you bed bigger than Mama's bed?
Emmy: Who is with you?
Emmy: Do I know her?
Emmy: She's with you in Chicago?
Emmy: In the same hotel?
Emmy: (in a hushed secretive tone) Daddy. Does Mama know about this?
Me: Emmy. It's a business trip. Karen is about business.
Emmy: Oh. Goodness. I though you and Mama broked up and you forgot to tell Mama.