You know how some people sing a song a get the words totally wrong? That is chronic lyricosis.
Some nights I pull up YouTube and show the kids some of the songs of my misspent youth. Tonight it was "The Clash live in Brazil - Rock the Casbah"
You remember this one. Shareeeef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah.
Now Marin's version. The kiiiiids don't like it rock the paper scissors rock the paper scissors.
Now Emmy's version. MaMaaaaa don't like it. rock the baby rock the baby