Saturday, June 21, 2008

Emmy Hancock

Hancock is this new movie about a mild mannered guy with super human strength. Before I tell you the story, I want to remind you that Emmy is a petite 3 year old who does not yet weigh 30 pounds.

A couple of nights ago Emmy and I were wrestling around on her bed. Emmy said "Sit up Daddy, I show you something." So I sat on the edge of the bed with my feet on the floor. Emmy positioned herself to my left, facing me perpendicular.

She said "Daddy, this might hurt a little bit"
me - "what are you going to do?"
Emmy - "It might hurt. Probably gonna hurt a little."
me - "what are you going to do?"
Emmy - "Daddy, take off your glasses first." (I put them on the floor under the bed)

Emmy gently grasped my Adams Apple with her left hand. Again I asked her what is she going to do, and I have to admit - even thought she is only 3 - I am getting a little nervous now.

Emmy said " Don't worry Daddy, will only hurt for a little."

Then, with the strength and quickness of a karate master, Emmy grabbed my adams apple with her left hand and yanked it toward her. Simultaneously, while grunting, she upper cut the heel of her right hand at the base of my skull just below the left ear. This had the affect of practically ripping my throat out and snapping my neck at the same time.

I could not believe her power. She looked at me with this really proud grin and asked "See? Only hurt a little bit, right?" I asked Emmy where she learned this and she said watching the boys at school play video games. Holy crap.

Don't be surprised if you find Colleen and I duct taped to the rocking chairs gagged and blindfolded.

1 comment:

Nick, Holly & Maren said...

Just when I was starting to be really happy I only had the one girl and no boys....you just burst that bubble for me! Yikes! I'm sorry - couldn't help but laugh but that must have hurt like heck!